Amy Winehouse accused of socking someone in the face for no reason? Yeah, no surprise there.
Winey allegedly served a knuckle sandwich to Sherene Flash -- a dancer at Thursday's End of Summer Ball in London -- and according to The Sun, it all happened because Flash asked Amy for photo.
Cops took a statement from Sherene at the event -- where Amy's also accused of trying to headbutt a photog in a separate incident -- but said they would question Amy at later date.
Last night TMZ's favorite chicken-dancing space cadet, Bai Ling, crossed heels with Queen of the Lucite Jungle, Shauna Sand. Beware the four horsemen, this is surely a sign of the apocalypse.
Four short years ago, Amy Winehouse was a track-markless wonder and the only pipes she brought to mind were her vocal chords. But after a few short lessons with Keith Richards' Guide to Aging, this chanteuse is ready to rock in the afterlife ... any day now.
TMZ is populated with fame whores ... but for this post, strike the word fame. Meet Air Force Amy, one of the friskiest kitties from HBO's brothel reality show "Cathouse." There wasn't a celeb this open-bar-abusing hooker didn't try leeching off last night. But the best part was that split second when Jerry Springer thought she might be having his baby.
Shauna Sand left her three young children with a neighbor last night, dressed up like a hooker and bee lined it for the bars in Hollywood. She spent about an hour inside two joints and went home. The publicity-crazed D-lister was apparently starved for attention. Sadly, we took the bait.
A painfully broken Jake "The Snake" Roberts finally opened up about his public self-destruction at an Ohio wrestling event -- admitting the whole thing started when the recovering alcoholic fell off the wagon on the day of the match. During the extremely emotional interview with Chris Yandek on CYInterview.com, Snake blames the relapse on a deeply personal radio interview he gave on the day of the meltdown -- where he opened up about being sexually abused as a child (among other terrible things).
Despite taking the blame, Snake still believes someone slipped something into his drink before the match. But there is good news -- even though Jake admits he's "scared to death" and "crying a lot," he is adamant about not giving up on himself.
Forget everything you knew about wrestling legend Jake "the Snake" Roberts -- all that appears to remain is Jake the Junkie. TMZ has obtained extremely disturbing footage of the former WWF superstar -- and former substance abuse rehab patient -- self-destructing during a live benefit event in Ohio over the weekend.
The footage shows a stumbling, overweight, rambling Roberts struggling to form a coherent sentence, while addressing the crowd moments before his match in the Firestorm Pro Wrestling league.
But the story behind the scenes is even more tragic. According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."
We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.
The surprising news: Amy Winehouse made it to twenty-five. The not-surprising-at-all news: She didn't show up to her own birthday party.
Wino was supposed to celebrate the big 2-5 at the Jazz After Dark Club in Soho London, according to the Sun, but just like one of her many concerts -- Ms. Cracky never came.
Amy Winehouse missing a party? Now it's time to start worrying.
Amy Winehouse stumbled into a late night gig at the Monarch Lounge in Camden last night looking more in need of an autopsy than a night at the pub. Decked out in scabs, scratches, bruises and barely able to stand, Wino somehow managed to stay conscious through her whole DJ set -- though it's hard to tell the difference.
In a poorly executed attempt to get even, Beyonce's lil' sis hurled another diva-tantrum at a Las Vegas news station -- and this time she looks even stupider than before.
Here's how it went down: The less-talented Knowles sister was all set to host an event at Prive nightclub last night, when her PR people spotted cameras from the same local Las Vegas TV station she went off on in August.
We're told the other Knowles was so enraged, she flat out refused to walk the red carpet until the station's cameras were removed.
But by forcing the crew to kick rocks, she blew off one of the few media outlets who barely cared enough to cover Jay-Z's sister-in-law in the first place.
In a stunning blow to bookies worldwide, Amy Winehouse actually managed to make her scheduled headlining appearance at the Bestival festival on the Isle of Wight yesterday.
True to form, however, she did hit the stage forty-five minutes late, leading to a greatly abbreviated set. In her defense, anyone who can drink two cases of Jack Daniels at the rate of one bottle per minute and make it anywhere but the morgue is a genuine superstar.
A broken clock is right twice a day -- and thanks to lingerie parties at the Playboy mansion last night, Shauna Sand actually had an excuse to look like an inflatable fun doll as she clear high-heeled it around Hollywood.
Looking like the unfortunate result of a gene splicing experiment between an emu, a jellyfish and a Christmas tree, Solange's sense of style terrorized Fashion Rocks last night in NYC.
Perhaps this is from the new "Look at me!" line from the House of Dereon.
Achtung! The Apocalypse must be near -- Prince Von A-Hole is now a spokesman for Lupoline lingerie. The creepy new billboard boy apparently even designed a line of garments for the company. Wonder if Zsa Zsa was the test model?