Mr. Mariah Carey -- Bored and Ignored
After watching Mariah Carey's shadow of a mancessory, Nick Cannon, at Radio City Music Hall last night, we're thinkin' he'd be a great addition to "Desperate Housewives."
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Mariah-less Cannon Fires Blanks
The last time Nick Cannon hit LAX, he could barely get to the gate through the crush of screaming fans and trigger-happy paparazzi -- then again, last time Mariah Carey was with him.
Yesterday, the only way a solo Nick could have attracted any kind of attention would be if he screamed out "bomb" in a crowded terminal.
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Mariah to Staff: Dry Me, Bitches!
Toweling off Mariah Carey is a full-time job.
After going for a swim off a private yacht in Capri on Wednesday, Mimi had a team of towel boys and girls on hand to dry her crazy bones. Isn't that Nick Cannon's job?
Just like babies, invalids and the elderly, a diva must be properly taken care of.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Mariah Carey, The Rich Life
Mr. and Mrs. Carey: 'Til Death Do Us Part
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are using the Madonna and Guy Ritchie media method -- they're going to all the popular hotspots in H-wood to let the world know their relationship isn't in trouble.
That method seemed to work out well for Bobby and Whitney.
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Mariah -- No Glove, No Love
Mariah Carey wore her Hollywood Blvd. best to throw out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game on Tuesday.
Mimi's shirtless and belly-baring Pink Lady satin cropped jacket, Daisy Duke shorts and West Side piers heels look like the mandatory uniform for Team Shauna Sand.
Mariah's ball boy Nick Cannon was nowhere in sight.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Mariah Carey, Style Insider, Talk Sports
Mariah & Nick: Who's Packing Up the U-Haul?
Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon were asked yesterday at LAX what we're thinkin' is a no brainer --who's moving in with who?
Mariah showed off her spread (you'll pardon the expression) in Architectural Digest -- and Nick would be crazy not to move in to the Manhattan triplex. It has a steam room, an exercise room, an under-the-sea themed media room and a "closet" bigger than a normal apartment ... or anywhere Nick's probably been living.
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DWM: Driving While Mariah-cated
You think the movie "Glitter" caused rioting in the streets? Check this out!
21-year-old Zachary Alan Schreiber of North Naples, Fl. was popped Saturday night after allegedly throwing a beer bottle at someone who went off because he was blasting Mariah Carey music.
Schreiber apparently threw like a sissy and missed the hater, who was sitting in the passenger seat of another car, and hit the driver instead. He was charged with shooting a missile into a vehicle (yes, really) and criminal mischief.
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Mariah's Date With Her 12-Year-Old Husband
TMZ got an earful from the woman who served Nick and Mariah at LA's Gyu Kaku -- a restaurant where you cook your own meat!
According to the server, Nick, Mariah and one of her backup dancers came in for an intimate dinner earlier this week. Mariah's bodyguard came too, but he was banished to his own table.
We're told Mariah and the dancer sipped on wine while Nick, being the eternal 12-year-old, guzzled four Shirley Temples. The couple held hands throughout the meal and seemed "down to earth. "
And for the piece de resistance - Nick paid! And left a 20% tip.
Filed under: Mariah Carey, Food Glorious Food
Nick Cannon -- Brand New Wife, Brand New Baby?
Mariah's love may not cost a thing -- but Nick Cannon's cashing in.
Just two weeks after marrying Mimi, the guy's already test driving a brand new Maserati Quattroporte -- a sick ride with a sticker price of $120K! He didn't make that kind of money on "Wild 'N Out."
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Wire Wire, Pants on Fire!
Apparently, there's no part of their "marriage" that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon won't sell off to the highest bidder, including shots of their cheesy wedding reception at Magic Mountain.
When we called photo agency WireImage on Monday night, they told us that there were "absolutely" no pictures available of the party. But -- lo! -- what appeared before our eyes this morning but a whole buttload of snaps from the theme park.
People magazine, "ET," and now WireImage -- the dupes just keep on comin'. Just for the record, the couple's peeps denied us access to the shots. Of course they did.
UPDATE: The pics have mysteriously disappeared from Wire's website. They won't tell us why.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Mariah Carey
Mariah's Emancipation of Pee-Pee
An inside source has given us some steamy details on Mariah and Nick's tacky Magic Mountain wedding party - namely what went down in the loo.
First off, Mimi had her own private pot to piss in, with guards right outside the bathroom -- you know, to keep her friends out.
Fear not, M and N went all-out making sure their guests were comfy in their non-private sh***ers. We're told the boys' bathrooms had tissues, a cup full of gum, and a candle. The ladies were treated to pink mats, gum, Listerine, and a basket full of hairspray.
Our source also revealed that the newlyweds were driven around the park in a golf cart. And that at all times, Mariah was followed by a hairstylist and makeup artist. It's like that, huh?
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"ET's" Ferris Wheel of Fortune
Don't be fooled -- last night's Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon shindig at Magic Mountain was as staged as any episode of "The Hills."
Yes, "ET's" Kevin Frazier is pals with Nick Cannon, so he was there. But we hear "ET" had crew members all over the park -- and you can bet they weren't there to make sure everyone was THIS TALL to go on the rides.
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Nick Cannon: Mariah Loves a Little Pussy
Mariah Carey's used to getting diamonds from Harry Winston ... so why's Nick Cannon schlepping around a Bev Hills Hello Kitty store to get her a present?
She reportedly has a bathroom devoted to the Sanrio feline -- just another point proving that Nick is the s**t.
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Mariah and Nick on the Roller Coaster of Love
Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey had a shotgun wedding in the Bahamas, so now they're celebrating here ... at a theme park. Six months ago she was sipping Cristal on a yacht in St. Barth's -- now she's eating corn dogs in Valencia, CA.
We've confirmed Nick rented out Six Flags Magic Mountain for the night -- and word is it's for a wedding reception. The park shut down to the public at 6:00 PM -- and that's when Nick and Mariah took over. Mariah pulled up in a black Rolls Royce shortly after 8:00 PM. We're told the party will go on at least until midnight.
Rumors are also swirling about an A-list guest list that includes Will Smith and Stevie Wonder -- so far no sign of 'em.
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Mariah's Hubby: The New Beckham
Nick who? The guy who married Mariah Carey couldn't get arrested two weeks ago. Now Nick Cannon is larger than life, thanks to his latest fashion accessory -- which is attached to a human flotation device.
Paps were hanging from trees much to the dismay/rage of Mariah's bodyguard.
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