Train Wrecks
Jordan: BIG Star

Katie Price aka Jordan, may be getting too big for her britches -- literally.

The trainwreck reality star waddled into a book launch today in London, arriving to Harrods in a giant diamond -- carried by four shirtless hunks. Though Price looked overly happy -- and overwhelmingly busty -- inside her plastic bubble, the guys carrying the gigantically preggo wanna-Beckham definitely weren't sharing her enthusiasm as they visibly strained to lift her bigness.

Inside the launch, the enhanced Jordan told reporters she wouldn't rule out getting a vaginoplasty after giving birth -- to get her area "lifted and tightened a bit." Like a virgin!



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1. GO HOME

Posted at 4:38PM on Jun 5th 2007 by LAPD

2. Who is this plastic bimbo, and where does she get off calling herself "Jordan" when her name is Katie? She should consider getting a vaginoplasty for her mouth, the vapid bitch. The sad part is, her kid will probably be just as useless as she is.

Posted at 4:54PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Flygirl

3. She looks and acts like a joke...like an Anna Nicole wannabe. Those big ol' boobs looks grandmotherly, not youthful and sexy. Just like an ol' pregnant hog.

Posted at 4:56PM on Jun 5th 2007 by MercyMe

4. Are her and her husband really rich and famous? They seem to have no talent at all. I don't think they've really even grasped the English language. Their accents are the worst. Oh well the wedding appears to have been horrendous. How tacky. What is that thing on her head?

Posted at 5:00PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Hello

5. Tell that cow to get out of the road! A young Pam Anderson, I guess, also a cow. I think her boobs are too small....she needs a few more water baloons stuffed in her poor chest.

Posted at 5:25PM on Jun 5th 2007 by seeme

6. LOL #4 PREGNANT HOG , THAT WAS FUNNY

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 5th 2007 by jessica

7. Aw come on - it wasn't as bad as all that. The guys were kinda scronny if you ask me - and there were only 2 holding that contraption with a pregnant woman inside. It's not a poor reflection on Katie but rather a reflection on how weak the models are.

Posted at 5:03PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Jennifer O Jenny

8. one thousand dollar lifetime memberships to the united states chess federation, get em while their hot

Posted at 5:18PM on Jun 5th 2007 by catheadmoon

9. SHe's pregnant, i don't get why TMZ is trying to make it sound like she is fat.

Posted at 5:24PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Jason

10. And we care about this stupid bitch why? Why doesn't she get her mouth sewn shut with her vag, a two for one deal, that way she won't reproduce again AND we won't have to listen to the ugly skank.

Posted at 5:27PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Jahmaykah

11. WHY ARE YOU ALL HATERS?

I have seen their show and she and her husband are ADORABLE.

And rememberduh, it's show BUSINESS.

Posted at 5:42PM on Jun 5th 2007 by PUH-LEASE!!!

12. Her name is Katie Price aka Jordan and she is a model and is fine as hell!! look her up....people are just hating on her get over it she is a dime piece!!

Posted at 5:43PM on Jun 5th 2007 by Danielle

13. This hog is the biggest talentless loser i ever seen! even worse than those laguna beach/ hills pricks. omg I saw the "katie & peter" show once and I cant watch this trainwreck... Shes loud obnoxious and full of herself cuz shes a wanna be model & her husband is a nerdy lame pussy lil boy-band biotch. They both have no talent. The show needs to be cancelled or sent back to europe.

Posted at 5:44PM on Jun 5th 2007 by GO HOME

14. #11 - Jordon, you are a skanky whore nobody. beginning and end of your ugly-ass story.

Posted at 5:52PM on Jun 5th 2007 by hot rod

15. Whats the deal with the diamond?

Posted at 5:54PM on Jun 5th 2007 by no one

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